Things in our economy, and our society, are going to get worse before they get better. Why? Because we haven’t heard all of the bad news yet. But it is coming…
We all know the story of the “Emperor’s New Clothes.” The story is a symbolic representation of the power of social pressure to suppress dissent leading to the public acceptance of absurd ideas. The cycle is broken only when someone who does not know enough to understand the pressure (the child) expresses dissent. The story serves its purpose as a cautionary tale — beware of the implied opinion of the crowd. But as an illustration of the problem — what it looks like, and, more importantly, how it is ultimately resolved — the story barely scratches the surface. In particular, the story leaves out three critical aspects of any real world “Emperor’s New Clothes” scenario. And since this is what we are going through, now, I thought it would be valuable to describe them in detail.
1. It isn’t just the clothes
The story centers on the clothes because this is a clear symbol that points the mind in the necessary directions. While it is doubtful that any actual emperor, or any leader, ever actually went naked while believing he wore magical thread, we all understand the implication. Sometimes people come to believe in falsities that are so absurd that it is humiliating — in fact completely destructive to their reputation and the reputation of the institution they serve — to admit they are anything but true. This creates tremendous pressure on other people to act as though they are true, too. And so the falsity is not only perpetuated but promulgated. The emperor not only walks around the palace, naked, he organizes a parade to show off his (non-existent) “new” clothes.
The story involves the clothes because they are this ultimate, plainly identifiable absurdity. What it fails to mention, however, is that the “new clothes” were not purchased arbitrarily, and they were not purchased in isolation. Their celebration and adulation were not the result of a “magical” sales pitch nor merely a stupid emperor. The purchase of the clothes was merely the final, most absurd (and ultimately untenable) decision built on a series of increasingly foolish decisions that built absurdity into an institution.
Beliefs are not held in isolation. You cannot believe that a naked emperor is wearing invisible clothes without, at minimum, adjusting some of your other beliefs about the physical properties of clothing and the universe. For example, where and how are the new clothes washed and stored? How do servants avoid disputes over who has them or how they should be handled? What if someone is accused of stealing them? It is not impossible to convince an entire staff to act as though, or perhaps to believe, that non-existent garments are in fact beautiful and magical, but it requires assembling a set of beliefs and procedures that evade challenges to this belief. That is, a set of beliefs and procedures that evade challenges from empirical reality. In other words, for an emperor to “buy” such new clothes, he had to live in a palace that could “handle” sustained absurdity of belief across a variety of domains.
2. The clothes are the effect, not the cause
Since I think most people would agree that the “new” clothes are a symbol of corruption at the highest level, the preceding assertion is not likely to be controversial. We can all agree that the “new” clothes were part of a systematic corruption in thought. But this immediately raises the question: where does this systematic corruption come from?
This is an extremely complex question that cannot be answered fully, but I would like to distinguish the merits of two basic answers.
Answer 1: New clothes as cause. The clothes appealed to the emperor, and, motivated by his greed, vanity, pride (what have you), he re-made the system of thought and procedure to support his belief that they were magical. In simple terms, the emperor bought the clothes, and then he pressured everyone to conform their activities to support his decision. The system was corrupted because of the emperor’s new clothes.
Answer 2: New clothes as effect. A system of thought and procedure existed which could support any number of false beliefs. The Emperor happened to be taken with these “new” clothes (because of his greed, vanity and pride) and so he bought them and then dropped them into the system. In simple terms, the system was corrupt and so facilitated the emperor’s new clothes. The emperor’s new clothes were purchased because the system was corrupt.
The difference between these two is profound. In particular, I will argue that Answer 2 is both far more likely to be the truth and far more foreboding if it is the truth. Thus, we should be prepared to assume it is, in fact, Answer 2.
Answer 2, the new clothes are the effect, is far more likely because setting up coherent systems of thought and procedure to maintain a false belief is an extremely complex task. If the new clothes are the cause, there is the enormous challenge of implementing a system that keeps the idea of their magic alive. How do you know who is going to challenge whom, who is already skeptical, who is trusting, and who is pressing for advantage? Two servants with an intense rivalry and a lack of scruples will almost certainly blow the case, each framing the other for theft or deceit. The critical problem is that while the risk of challenging the emperor’s judgment, and by implication the “reality” of the clothes and their properties, is implicitly forbidden, the logical consequences of his judgment include contradictions. It is not possible to draw a single, consistent set of conclusions from contradictory premises. (For example, if 2+1=3 and 2+3=6, then 6-3=2 and 3-1=2, so 6-3=3-1, so 6=6-1). Thus, “just following orders,” which require some logical deduction from order to action, leads to conflicts. These conflicts then threaten to expose the falsity (a servant could logically and defensibly claim that he had 6 “magic socks” whereas another would logically and defensibly claim that he had only 5). The emperor can order that conflicts be resolved, for example, by decreeing that 5=6, but he cannot anticipate their location in advance. Thus, in order to be resolved, they must first pop up. It is the “popping up” that undermines the system of false belief. These expressions of dissent, even if temporary, serve the function fulfilled by the child at the parade — they call the accepted belief into question.
But while anticipating where the contradictions might pop up is extraordinarily difficult to do, taking advantage of contradictions that are already tolerated is relatively easy. The emperor cannot anticipate that he will have to declare that 5=6, but if it has already been declared, or, more likely, accepted as true, then this is one source of potential conflict that has been eliminated. In fact, this accepted contradiction can actually be used to erase a host of potential conflicts. That is, there is now a set of controversies that should “pop up” but won’t. For example, when the servants disagree over whether they possess 5 or 6 magic socks, they are held as insubordinate, seeing as they are clearly disobeying the known rule that 5=6. This means they are at risk of punishment if they even mention their dispute. Therefore, they keep it quiet, and the controversy does not “pop up.”
This logic extends beyond simple math problems. The acceptance of contradiction and nonsense in any case increases the ease with which contradiction and nonsense can be accepted in other cases. That is, nonsense breeds nonsense. At first, large-scale, “obvious” nonsense is not tolerated, but over time the scope of nonsensical justification increases. Thus, the emperor does not need to design anything in order to buy his magic new clothes. He “waits” to buy the new clothes until the system has already evolved to a point where magic clothes will be accepted as real. He simply matches the absurdity of his decisions to the tolerance for absurdity already present in the system. The emperor does not begin by buying magical, invisible clothes. He enters a system with some nonsense and increases it with his greed and vanity. He buys the magical “new” clothes at the culmination, at a point where even the most obviously nonsensical can be justified as rational within the (now absurd) system of understanding.
Some might argue that the idea that an emperor would purchase magic, invisible clothes and parade around as though they were beautiful is extremely unlikely, anyway, and so it does not make sense to say that the former explanation is less appropriate than the latter. But while this particular abuse of power is unlikely, the fact that some such abuse will result from a corrupt system where contradiction and nonsense are tolerated is inevitable. The emperor happened to purchase new clothes, but he could have chosen any number of absurdities. He could have invaded another country on false pretenses to gain access to their resources, then failed to obtain said resources. He could have praised incompetent bureaucrats for doing a “heckuva” job when they were doing a terrible job. He could have promoted borrowing money to purchase assets that provided no growth in real value.
3. After the parade: the implications of nakedness
The fable is a powerful, succinct, cautionary tale. As such, it stops when the false belief is recognized. But for the citizens of that empire, the recognition is just the beginning of their pain. If the clothes are the cause, then the removal of the clothes, the rebuke of the emperor, and the punishment of the tailors is all that is required. But if the clothes are the effect, as I have described above, the problem is much larger. The clothes are, after all, only one particular expression of some portion of the false, nonsensical and contradictory beliefs that are embedded in the system.
We are beginning to see this in the news from the economy. Corporations, particularly banks, are trying to explain their failures in terms of a reliance on magic clothes. “We’re sorry,” they are saying, “we’ve lost a lot of money because of the magic clothes [mortgages].” No, the magic clothes are not the cause. They are the effect. They’ve lost a lot of money because they were making nonsensical decisions for years and then relying, in part, on the “magic clothes” to make their nonsense appear to be sense. If 5 = 6, then $50 million in profits can be reported as $60 million, an so on. The fact that the clothes are now accepted to be non-existent, rather than magical, merely invites them to start admitting all of their nonsense. It is a time, in other words, when any nonsensical decision that has been made in the last 10-12 years can be explained by a belief in magic clothes. And since everybody agreed the magic clothes were real, the rest of the nonsense is excusable.
This brings us to two important consequences. First, there is going to be bad news for a long time. The emperor is naked, we now acknowledge, and now we are going to be told that he also has a drinking problem, that his ministers are insane, that there is no storage of grain. Banks and financial services companies will write down enormous losses on bad debt, companies will re-state earnings to reflect appropriate accounting, and workers will be laid off. We will be told that this is because of bad mortgages, because of the non-existence of the magic clothes, but this is false. Companies lost money because they believed in nonsense. They will not begin to make real profits again until they learn good sense.
The second consequence is that, despite our intense desire for retribution, there is really only one thing we can do. Start thinking good sense, and waiting patiently for it to replace the nonsense. In the meantime, expect things to get worse. How do we distinguish good sense from nonsense? That’s a topic for another post, but here’s a start: contradictions are bad, and conventional wisdom is not necessarily good. If “common sense” recommends something but it appears to have a contradiction, the common sense is probably wrong.
Many nations and empires have gone through this. Too often, they have ended up relying on the most costly and devastating means of undoing the nonsense — massive mobilizations of violence. The innocent and guilty alike are killed and tortured until every promulgator of nonsense has either died or been ostracized as a monster, with only the sensible retaining their credibility. But there is another way. Sensible people can begin cutting down the nonsense in their own backyards. The nonsense started growing there, and the new sense has to start growing there, too.